COVID 19, HIZZONER 1: If Gahan’s willing to meet with COUNTY officials, the pandemic panic’s already started.


“It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.”
— Nikolai Gogol

Given that Mayor Jeff Gahan has spent the past eight years refusing to cooperate with Floyd County government, are the city’s preparations for an influenza outbreak the same as Dr. Tom’s or different?

Does this mean our COVID czar will be Bob Caesar, seeing as he took a CPR class once? After all, his POLITICS are impeccable.

Or maybe HWC Engineering has a medical wing. Enquiring minds … at any rate, Gahan’s propaganda department released a statement. There’s just one question: What does CDC stand for?

We’re guessing “campaign depository cash.”