The Fork (and Cheese) in the Road has not been seen because Jeff Gahan is holding it hostage until someone gives him more campaign finance gravy.

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It’s an election year, and all of Team Gahan’s campaign-finance-enhancement construction projects are behind schedule, so the whip is coming down. Crews are rushing to complete various beak-wetting bonanzas as the rest of us scratch our heads and recall those two forgotten words in Gahanist lore: quality control.

Many people have asked what became of Fork in the Road, the sculpture removed by Gahan’s mercenary thugs in the run-up to unnecessary Market Street beautification.

The city has not commented on the whereabouts of the Fork (and cheese) in the Road. What we’ll get instead of a unique, iconic locally produced sculpture is an HWC IKEA ceremonial gate that looks like every other such Disney-fried atrocity in every other place where money-grubbing politicians farm art to aesthetic assassins — like HWC.

Next: Gahan’s beloved Dogs Playing Donor — I mean, poker.

Gahan the Destroyer’s war on public art: Down comes the Fork in the Road, up goes the inevitable replacement.

New Albany’s Fork in the Road to fall victim to HWC’s whitewashed and IKEA-inspired design.


The Jeff Gahan Money Machine, Part 16: Last week’s minutes from the Board of Public Works and Safety reveal big donors daintily lapping their gravy.

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