Gahan announces bold initiative to align all political patronage construction project deadlines with the start of early voting.

Lancaster Lofts is the perfect Gahan pay-to-play construction project.

First, a grandiose photo op and self-congratulatory press release (not pictured because it’s too insulting to the intelligence of our house cats).

Then, fenced-in consciousness with a stinky dumpster in the middle.

Are we winning yet, Adam?