Q. What do Donald Trump’s taxes and River Run Family Water Park’s financials have in common?


A. Neither will viewed by taxpayers any time soon. 

Just don’t mention it to the mayor. Open records make him mean.

We feel for you, CM Blair.

Your council colleague Bob “Plead the Fifth” Caesar pulled the same stunt with the Bicentennial Commission records, and ironically, precisely the same handsomely remunerated municipal mouthpiece kept the books firmly shut.

In other news, the Green Mouse …

 … says he has learned the identity of the genetically engineered (hey, Green isn’t?) Deaf Gahan mouse.

It’s none other than

Who’d have guessed?

Nice mustache, though.