Time for an encore: “The moral and aesthetic nightmare of Christmas,” by the late, great Christopher Hitchens.


I miss Hitch. Last considered here in December of 2014, Hitchens’ anti-Christmas masterpiece sustains me during these weeks of ideological overkill. 

How I miss Christopher Hitchens.

Introductory excerpts from Hitchens’ timeless essay are reprinted below, so be sure to follow the link to read the whole, glorious piece, first noted here at NAC in 2008. I reread this every year on or before Christmas Eve. In 2013, there was added gravity, which also deserves another look.

In 2013, as Christmas approached, I’d just finished reading Ray Mouton’s novel, In God’s House. In 1984, Ray was the lawyer chosen by the state of Louisiana’s Catholic Church hierarchy to defend the first priest ever to be charged in secular court with child molestation. Looking back on the perspective of the present day, we obviously know what became of all this, and that Ray’s appointment with destiny was the first tiny peek inside a truly massive scandal. I wasn’t expecting to be moved to such an extent by Ray’s book, but I was — and remain.

Carrying these thoughts into my annual date with Hitchens, I find the atheist’s cynicism to be vastly enhanced.

‘Tis the Season To Be Incredulous: The moral and aesthetic nightmare of Christmas, by Christopher Hitchens (Slate; Dec. 15, 2008)

… My own wish is more ambitious: to write an anti-Christmas column that becomes fiercer every year while remaining, in essence, the same. The core objection, which I restate every December at about this time, is that for almost a whole month, the United States—a country constitutionally based on a separation between church and state—turns itself into the cultural and commercial equivalent of a one-party state.

As in such dismal banana republics, the dreary, sinister thing is that the official propaganda is inescapable. You go to a train station or an airport, and the image and the music of the Dear Leader are everywhere. You go to a more private place, such as a doctor’s office or a store or a restaurant, and the identical tinny, maddening, repetitive ululations are to be heard. So, unless you are fortunate, are the same cheap and mass-produced images and pictures, from snowmen to cribs to reindeer. It becomes more than usually odious to switch on the radio and the television, because certain officially determined “themes” have been programmed into the system. Most objectionable of all, the fanatics force your children to observe the Dear Leader’s birthday, and so (this being the especial hallmark of the totalitarian state) you cannot bar your own private door to the hectoring, incessant noise, but must have it literally brought home to you by your offspring. Time that is supposed to be devoted to education is devoted instead to the celebration of mythical events …