True, although Uncle Walt had a better year in 2016 — and he’s been dead since 1966.


With apologies to the mirthful empire, there’s just nothing more entertaining than a party chairman self-immolation watch.

As of Tuesday’s epic Democratic fail, Gahan’s a bigger fish in a smaller pond — and Dickey’s looking for a food taster.

Bernie Sanders: It looks as if an Independent is the current leader of a rudderless Democratic Party.

ON THE AVENUES: Kind-a full-a you know what, but now we’re going to find out whether Jeff Gahan has any cattle under his hat.

ON THE AVENUES: Don’t be a Dickey, local Democrats. The verdict is in, and it’s time for a change.