Irv Stumler set to lecture BOW about property safety on the 200 block of East Main Street. He is not expected to address street safety amid monster trucks.


The pulpit’s gonna be rocking. It says so right here, in the Board of Public Works and Safety agenda for Tuesday, July 12.

Surely Irv intends to mention Bill Allen’s perennial eyesore at 213 and 215 East Main. That nice, new steeple — and this same old act of public vandalism.

Will he also include the corner of 202 E. Main … but didn’t I hear that it had been sold to a local developer?

I’m going to edge out on a limb here and suggest that Irv will not mention other daily threats to public safety.

Is there a safety exemption for mechanical fetishes?