Welcome to another installment of
GREG’s SHANE’S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS, a regular Wednesday feature at NA Confidential.
But why all these new words?
Why not the old, familiar, comforting words, like the ones you’re sure to hear at the gold course when brothers-in-law casually chat about their millions in epochal development plans for an unstable hillside?
It’s because a healthy vocabulary isn’t about intimidation through erudition. Rather, it’s about selecting the right word and using it correctly, whatever one’s pay grade or station in life.
Even remuneration-engorged municipal corporate attorneys are eligible for this enlightening expansion of personal horizons, and really, as we contemplate what they knew and when they knew it, all we have left is plenty of time — and the opportunity to learn something, if we’re so inclined.
Today’s word is sycophant, one of my personal favorites. Note the preferred pronunciation: SICK-uh-funt, or thereabouts. At the same time, you’ll occasionally encounter a PSYCHO-funt, but usually only at Democratic Party costume balls.
[sik-uh-fuh nt, -fant, sahy-kuh-]
1. a self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite.
Origin of sycophant
1530-40; < Latin sȳcophanta < Greek sȳkophántēs informer, equivalent to sŷko (n) fig + phan- (stem of phaínein to show) + -tēs agentive suffix
sycophantic, sycophantical, sycophantish, adjective
sycophantically, sycophantishly, adverb
The list of synonyms for sycophant is especially entertaining and colorful: Yes-man, bootlicker, brown-noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up.
There’s even an academic article: “Grovelling And Other Vices: The Sociology Of Sycophancy.” Here is a sample sentence:
When the sycophants start calling call you a malcontent, there is a sense of pure vindication.