Mute balsa agony amid luxurious rabbit hutch erections as bicyclists and walkers fend for themselves.


Pressboard makers of America, unite. You too can hang your ladders by nocturnal crane — not that the neighborhood has a crime problem or anything.

Break Wind Lofts at Duggins Flats is coming long swimmingly, and — wait, what’s THAT?

Ah, yes. The middle-of-the-block “bikes merge” sign.

Cyclists, merge into THIS:

Do you feel safer yet?

Mayor Gahan is doing his best to ignore church-state separation, so bone up on your prayers. They’ll probably be the most effective traffic calming strategy in Race Through City.