It’s the least wonderful time of the year
With the fighter jets screaming
And everyone drinking the shittiest beer
It’s the least wonderful time of the year
It’s the dumb-dumbiest season of all
With those circle jerk fireworks and throngs of stone drunk jerks
When Thunder Day falls
It’s the dumb-dumbiest season of all
(with apologies to Andy Williams)
I’ll be in or near the perimeter of the 1117 E. Spring Street Neighborhood Association, guarding the premises with a bottle of gin in one hand, vermouth in the other, and recalling what it was like during the London blitz.
Move on …mind the gap (in consciousness) … nothing to see here.
Previous outbursts at NAC:
“These aircraft … are normally used to do stuff like carry troops, bomb buildings and kill people.”
