Banner headline Tuesday, Part Three: Nadia’s nine-year slump ends with slaying of undersized mouse.

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Her victory beer.

Nine years after taking up residence at the 1117 East Spring Neighborhood Association, Nadia has at last killed a mouse. The corpse was casually discarded by the kitchen counter.

The assassin was congratulated, then rewarded with a beer and her favorite gruel. Life goes on, but things will never be the same around here. Now, the mice KNOW.

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