Hasn’t the calendar been kind to the Grinch this year?
When we drag ourselves all bloody, drunken and bloated back to work on Monday, December 2, it will be only a little more than three weeks before Christmas is over, too!
All I must do is avoid public places with insipid seasonal music playing too loudly, and it’ll be a breeze … although some alcohol may be required, and results will vary from patient to patient.
Meanwhile, tomorrow is the city of New Albany’s holiday kickoff, and let’s hope it’s the last one ever to be conducted in the shadow of Comrade Caesarescu’s festishistic one-way arterial street grid. I will join the inimitable Tony Beard to represent NABC within the friendly confines of Keg Liquors, where I suspect we’ll be pouring samples of Naughty Claus, Hoosier Daddy and Tunnel Vision.
Go here for Truth, Lies and Saturnalia (2012), including the only Christmas song that matters, by the Pogues. I hope to see some of you on Saturday, and remember: All I want for X-mas is the Indiana attorney general’s advisory opinion v.v. PourGate, so c’mon, Santa — drop that sheet of paper down the chimney, ‘cuz I’ve got some accounts coming due, big time.
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Develop New Albany invites you to our Annual JingleWalk and HolidayFest in our Historic Downtown! The weather forecast looks good on Saturday as we celebrate the beginning of the Holiday Season.
