After all, his Republican Party was routed in the Shutdown Showdown, and for a closeted GOP Man, it’s gotta be tough at times like that, right? All the Mogen David Blackberry on ice and onion dip ladled out for the celebration, and poof — all gone.
Steve Stemler probably feels even worse.
The good news is that CeeSaw needn’t rely on city council insurance for one moment longer, because the Health Insurance Marketplace is open.
OBAMA DECLARES NATIONAL DAY OF GLOATING, posted by Andy Borowitz at the New Yorker
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Residents of the District of Columbia were roused from their sleep by a massive fireworks display over the White House just after midnight, as President Obama declared what he called “a national day of gloating.”
“It would not be productive for this nation, going forward, to crow about our victory over political adversaries,” he said in a nationally televised address. “So let’s get it all out of our systems today.”
