In NAC’s new ongoing series, “Quality of Life Bond Bonuses,” we’ve determined that nothing stands in the way of this city living like Dubai except our inexplicable hesitancy to bond a big line of credit and start spending it. Well, we’ve gotten over THAT — “black gold, Texas tea, Falling Run, $19 million on TIF” — and even with water sports, soccer fields and other line items already slated for action, there should be ample cash left over for smaller necessities.
Like all those soon-to-be-redundant Crutchfields … otherwise known as the New Albany Bicentennial book.
Crutchmania: “It’s a Grand Old Gala” (Tome Raider Remix).
Having already forwarded the money to publish a volume that Councilman Bob Caesar recently said was selling “okay,” and had in fact depleted by one copy in Internet sales on the very day Caesar was queried (meriting either a bullet or a mullet), the city need now earmark just $25,000 or so in bond bucks to buy back the books it already funded, and then another few dollars for padding …
Caesar’s Folly,
a.k.a. Rent Boy Park.