Premature anticlimaxes (where the streets run one way).

I’m hesitant to link to the newspaper, seeing as its proverb-quoting “publisher of the year,” whose Eastside preacher now writes a weekly Jesus-advocacy column, has festooned the site with inescapable ads for some tacky televised atrocity known as “My Big Redneck Vacation,” thus proving what I’ve been saying all along about our “local” press release compendium being inexorably tied to its Alabama corporate parent … but we need to be reminded that when Steve Bush announced his bid for Sheriff, it was the most anticlimactic recent moment since it was revealed that Jerry “Horseshoe Foundation” Finn is taking control of the committee to refurbish the church steeple.