The fifth Kingpin for a Week: 1Si’s CEO for the next seven days is …

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One Southern Indiana still searches for new temporary help, and as always, NAC is thrilled to offer weekly headhunting assistance. We’re just inTOXICated that way. So, who’ll be the next momentary hot seat occupant, who will solemnly swear to 1Si’s oath of office?

I would like to announce that I have accepted the post of CEO of One Southern Indiana. I regret that I have to step down on Monday. I treasure our time that we have worked together.

Last week’s winner was Jethro Bodine, preceded by Rush Limbaugh, Vaughan Scott and Benny Breeze. They’ve all earned the rest that follows a whole week’s laborious toil. Today’s choice as 1Si CEO for the week of March 23 – March 30, 2012 is …

Sean Payton, suspended head coach of the New Orleans Saints. Payton has spare time on his hands, because …

The NFL imposed some of the most severe penalties in pro football history Wednesday when Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended two New Orleans Saints coaches as well as the team’s general manager and a former coach for operating and tolerating a bounty system that paid players for hits that injured opponents.

When One Southern Indiana’s eminence grise, Kerry Stemler, learned that Payton was available during his unintended absence from football coaching, all Stemler could hear was the sound of anti-tolls activists having their kneecaps dislocated. It was sweet music, indeed, but the bounties need to start immediately. Payton only has seven days. Who will 1Si’s kingpin be next week? Tune in next Friday, and we’ll tell you.

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