I felt your pain, and I came up with a solution. All I needed was a pitchman.
BAYLOR: Starving for education
Are you fed up with words you don’t understand? Tired of picking up the newspaper to read your favorite contrarian columnist, then coming to a screeching halt when he uses “troglodyte” and “disgruntlement” in the same sentence?
Hi, Roger Baylor here with an amazing new product — you’ve got to see it to believe it – called the Dictionary, and it’s a do-it-yourself confusion remover with professional results — guaranteed!
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