You’ll have to wait until Thursday to read the rest of my weekly column at the Tribune’s web site. Until then, know that the fly on the wall didn’t make the final cut.
Sputtering and coughing, the Regress Express eased onto Spring Street and headed west.
“Watch out, CC,” exclaimed Li’l Stevie. “You’re in the bike lane, boss. It’s illegal to mow the bike lane.”
I wouldn’t worry about that,” replied Cappuccino through clenched teeth. “We’re against ordinance enforcement, remember?”
