Coke machines and condoms: Let’s all vend.


I’ve been thinking about putting a condom machine in front of my house, with the proceeds not going toward maintaining my slumlord property.

Nice sheet of plywood upstairs for the past three or so years. Was there a window before? Very high standards overall, and caffeine at all hours.

Okay, okay … I don’t own a slumlord property, but I’ve always been curious as to the standards for matters like this. If it’s legal to have a Coke machine in front of my house, then I’m not joking about the condoms.