No paving on the horizon as Price convenes council to nickel and dime the 21st century into a sleeper hold.


Tonight’s council agenda can be viewed here.

A cursory overview reveals much to do with the updating of fees and penalties, although none deal with the fees to be levied when your auto must be extracted from a pothole by one of Padgett’s handy cranes. We also hear that Steve Price will propose repairing city streets with used bubble gum from Dan Coffey’s numerous Bazooka Joe proficiency degrees.

The Tribune’s Daniel Suddeath provides this preview: No New Albany City Council vote scheduled for paving.

Of special interest to the effete leftists living and working downtown is the appearance of the ordinance pertaining to residential parking, which appears below (thanks, Highwayman).