I knew it was going to be one of those days …


… when I saw the Siamese Councilmen conferring by the Main Street entrance to the elder half’s itinerant antique store. The last time I was that frightened, Sammy Terry was screening “The Amazing Colossal Man.”

So, the thieving poltroons at INSIGHT “gee, we didn’t realize that pulling out that brick would make the whole building fall down” BROADBUNGLE conspired to keep me off line the entire day (and two and a half out of the last seven at the business portal).

Can’t wait for those credits against my next cable bill.

Here’s the story. Take it with a grain or two of salt.

More later — after I’ve had a calming libation.