This truck managed the impossible; its presence parked in the middle of Spring Street on Monday morning objectively slowed traffic.
It was fun watching cars pass on all sides.
The suck truck’s success in slowing traffic at Spring and 10th has so impressed Dear Leader that he’s commissioned a permanent fix — without the suck truck, but with a nice homage to his shimmering reign.
It’s the Jeff M. Gahan Presents the Spring Street Roundabout.
Although maybe he should be facing east to discourage visitors.
